Please Don't Strip My Mind

noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

It’s true, that’s how along-came-kelsey mingles
goodmusicgoldenchild:

“YEAH I’M WINNIN “

goodmusicgoldenchild:

YEAH I’M WINNIN “

awesomeness2:

Making this tomorrow

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

finals week
me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while

madturbating:

girl are you from Illinois because youre illannoying


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